draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(via yelled)

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

(Source: motomis, via yelled)

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via heyfunniest)