what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
I should’ve fought for you when you walked out on me, I let you walk away because that’s what I thought you wanted. It wasn’t, you just wanted me to prove to you that I loved you as much as you loved me. I’m sorry that I didn’t, I’m so sorry that I didn’t try harder.
I’ve loved you since the moment we kissed and I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving you.
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe